Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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