who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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