I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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