I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
