Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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