More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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