Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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