when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I can't put those talents on a resume
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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