I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My dick has a subreddit
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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