The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I would fuck him just for his dog
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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