its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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