Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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