i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I forget how to act sober
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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