No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
