He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So much Jack, so little girl.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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