man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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