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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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