508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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