now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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