Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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