no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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