If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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