Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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