I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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