at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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