It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize