I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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