Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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