There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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