oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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