I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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