32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Operation Purity has been aborted
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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