yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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