Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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