Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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