Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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