Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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