It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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