I hate your face
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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