He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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