is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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