So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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