Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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