3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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