I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I didn't notice because vodka
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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