I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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