Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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