I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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