I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you would pick up someone in the library
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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