She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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