We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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