no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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