Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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