We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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