what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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