Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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