Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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