Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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